It's priceless when you say you have to work late
When we both know you're at a motel
Here's the thing that's so much more depressing
Than the infidelity itself
Darling, you are so unoriginal
Each move, more obvious
Than the one before it
You know I always said that I would kill you
If I ever caught you stepping out
Now I see I did not know the half of
What hatred and regret were all about
And I guess I could be bigger
but I'd rather make you pay
Darling you are so unoriginal
You'll see that I can be so unoriginal
Just like you
